First of all do you remember the way a bear goes through
a cabin when nobody is home? He goes through
the front door. I mean he really goes through it. Then
he takes the cupboard off the wall and eats a can of lard.

He eats all the apples, limes, dates, bottled decaffeinated
coffee, and 35 pounds of granola. The asparagus soup cans
fall the floor. Yum! He chomps up Norwegian crackers,
stashed for the winter. And the bouillon, salt, pepper,
paprika, garlic, onions, potatoes.

                                                 He rips the Green Tara 
poster from the wall. Tries the Coleman Mustard. Spills
the ink, tracks in the flour. Goes up stairs and takes
a shit. Rips open the water bed, eats the incense and
drinks the perfume. Knocks over the Japanese tansu
and the Persian miniature of a man on horseback watching
a woman bathing.

                          Knocks Shelter, Whole Earth Catalogue,
Planet Drum, Northern Mists, Truck Tracks,and
Women’s Sports into the oozing water bed mess.

                                                                           He goes
down stairs and out the back wall. He keeps on going 
for a long way and finds a good cave to sleep it all off.
Luckily he ate the whole medicine cabinet, including stash
Of LSD, Peyote, Psilocybin, Amanita, Benzedrine, Valium
And aspirin.