Though he would have no clothes worth borrowing except for amusement, he wouldn’t borrow yours and leave them scattered around, unwashed. He would forgive you for making impolite noises and listen to any exaggerated entries in your overlong, untitled, unpublished, and unpublishable autobiography with its anecdotes about schools and carnal love with a straight, polite face. When the rent was due and you needed to render unto the landlord what was the landlord’s, he would forgive and forget if you forgot or didn’t or couldn’t give, and he would clean up after himself. If you didn’t he would do it for you, and you’d feel guilty, naturally, and most certainly move out when he gave shelter to beggars, thieves, crackpots, lepers, down-and-out whores, or you again.